It’s a monster bank holiday weekend as far as live music is concerned with more gigs than you can shake a broken drum stick at.

Top of the shop must be the Quayside Music Festival in Weymouth on Sunday and Monday, August 24 and 25.

The mighty Surfin Birds kick it off on Sunday at midday, with the line-up as follows: 1pm: Victorian Barbers, 2pm: Mama Feelgood, 3pm: Mighty Fine, 4pm: Damien, 5pm: Badja, 6pm: Mad Hatters, 7pm: Leggomen, 8.30pm: Stereoironics.

Then it’s a quick tidy up and a whiz round with the Hoover before it all starts again on the Monday with the lovely Boytits at noon, followed by: 1pm: Lauren Bannon, 2pm: Howling at the Moon, 3pm: Jukebox Junkies, 4pm: Vanilla Radio, 5pm: Dr Robert, 6pm: Southern Sinners, 7pm: Bit of Rough, 8pm: Silly Band, 9pm: Peacock Suit.

Meanwhile up in Dorchester, there are three days of live music at Maumbury Rings, starting tomorrow with the Anonymous Festival featuring young bands from around the region, including What!, Cracker Lion, Sahara Head and many more.

On Sundays, it’s the Love Parade, with Amy Mayes, Hustle, Vanilla Radio, the Dinnerladies, Wilma Fingerdo, and many, many more from midday.

And finally on Sunday, there’s the A Listers, Stress with Nina Garcia, Stompin’ Dave Allen and the Mill Street Jazz Band, all from 1.30pm.

Blimey! Maumbury Rings hasn’t seen this much entertainment since the Romans stopped feeding the Christians to the lions.

Looking ahead to next Friday, August 29, there’s a night of new metal at Finns in Weymouth with Bristol grunge beasts Milk Teeth headlining, and admirable support from local heroes Nathan Detroit, Light Fire Down, Summer Drive Home, If9were5 and Tate all tearing the roof off, and it’s free entry! Woop.

Ow, my bleeding ears.

And finally, I’ll be taking over the airwaves of Air 107.2 FM again next Wednesday, August 27, from 8pm to 10pm with yet another Hijacked show.

I’ll be playing all the usual classic vintage soul and funk and all the same old rubbish jokes.

Till next time...

TONIGHT (22)

Hustle (Finns, Westham Rd, Weymouth)

Chill (Royal Exchange, Portland)

Alex Wood (Lugger, Chickerell, Weymouth)

Replay (Spice Ship, Preston, Weymouth)

The Dinnerladies (Café Jagos, Dorchester)

Leggomen (Lazy Lizard, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Think Twice (Weymouth Working Men’s Club, Mitchell St, Weymouth)

Bit of Rough (Royal Portland Arms, Portland)

Left Right and Centre (Wyke Smugglers, Portland Rd, Weymouth)

Leggomen (Royal Oak, Quayside, Weymouth) followed by…

Leggomen (Lazy Lizard, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Jam Night (The Lounge, Colwell Centre, Weymouth)

Billy Solo (Wellington, Weymouth) Finnian (Black Dog, Weymouth)

Funke and the Two-Tone Baby (Ropemakers, Bridport)

Ruby and the Rough Cuts (Beach and Barnicott, Bridport)

Martin Freed (Duke of Cornwall, Weymouth)

The Silhouettes (Eight Kings, Portland) DuKane (White Hart, Weymouth)

SATURDAY (23)

What!, Cracker Lion, Sahara Head, Jack & A Box, Son of Richard, Pop Club (Anonymous Festival, Maumbury Rings, Dorchester)

The Vultures (Finns, Westham Rd, Weymouth)

The Dinnerladies (Sailor’s Return, Nicholas St, Weymouth)

Steve Francis (Conservative Club, Weymouth)

Elvis 56 (Sydney Arms, Dorchester)

The Mighty Fine (King’s Arms, Weymouth)

Left Right and Centre (Lugger, Chickerell, Weymouth)

Sheryl Lee (Park Hotel, Grange Rd, Weymouth)

Retro (Weymouth Working Men’s Club, Mitchell St, Weymouth)

Skint Imperials (The Star, Park St, Weymouth)

Amy Mayes Trio (Belvedere, Weymouth)

The Sneakers (Wyke Regis Working Men’s Club, Portland Rd, Weymouth)

Replay (RBL Club, Fortuneswell, Portland)

Darren H (Edinburgh House of Sounds, Weymouth)

Suckerpunch (Wyke Smugglers, Portland Rd, Weymouth)

Elijah Wolf (Black Dog, Weymouth) Amy Mayes and Andy Grant (South St, Dorchester) 2pm-4pm.

Sinful Maggie (Ropemakers, Bridport)

Tom Caulfield (Royal Oak, Quayside, Weymouth)

Billy Solo (Royal Standard, Upwey, Weymouth)

Blue Town Rumble (Goldies, Dorchester)

Nathan Snell (Centenary Club, Weymouth)

Gut and Steel (Brewery Square, Dorchester) 12-4pm.

Finn (Duke of Cornwall, Weymouth)

Granny’s Attic, George Clark (St Edmund’s Church Hall, Lanehouse, Weymouth)

One 2 One (Bridge Inn, Preston, Weymouth)

M13 (Wyke Regis Social Club, Chamberlaine Rd, Weymouth)

DuKane (White Hart, Weymouth)

SUNDAY (24)

Surfing Birds, Victorian Barbers, Mama Feelgood, Mighty Fine, Damien, Badja, Mad Hatters, Leggomen, Stereoironics (Quayside Music Festival. Rendezvous, Weymouth) From noon to 10pm.

No Fixed Abode, Million Dollar Bash, The Dinnerladies (Greyhound, Sydling St Nicholas)

Hustle, Amy Mayes, Southern Sinners, Dinnerladies, Vanilla Radio and many more (Love Parade, Maumbury Rings, Dorchester) From noon to 8pm.

Craic On, Leggomen, Matt Black, Dinnerladies (The Boot, Weymouth) From 1pm to 9pm.

Electric Bucket, Mad Hatters, Leggomen (Lazy Lizard, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Tripod (Finns, Westham Rd, Weymouth)

Sprex Mafia (Royal Exchange, Portland)

Billy Solo (Lugger, Chickerell, Weymouth)

Amy Mayes (The Nook, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Finn (Park Hotel, Grange Rd, Weymouth) 7pm.

Phil Gardner (Weymouth Working Men’s Club, Mitchell St, Weymouth)

Will Sear (Durnovaria, South St, Dorchester) 3-5pm.

Replay (Red Lion, Hope Sq, Weymouth) 2pm.

Martin Freed (Edinburgh House of Sounds, Weymouth) 3pm

Rob Ryan (Edinburgh House of Sounds, Weymouth) 9pm.

Sea Shanties (Wyke Smugglers, Portland Rd, Weymouth)

Ricky Solo (Sailor’s Return, St Nicholas St, Weymouth) From 3pm.

Jam Night (Sailor’s Return, Nicholas Street, Weymouth) Mark Stacey and friends host this regular Sunday acoustic jam session. Music from 8pm.

Jukebox Junkies (New Vic, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Black Sky (Fox Inn, Corscombe) 7-9pm.

Dave Bowen Quintet (Trooper Inn, Stourton Caundle) 1-3pm.

Six String Steve (Duke of Cornwall, Weymouth)

James Baker (Old Castle, Weymouth) 7pm.

Frankie Finn and Johnny Mac (The Star, Weymouth)

Mama Feelgood (Eight Kings, Portland)

The Duke and The Broad (White Hart, Weymouth) 7pm.

MonDAY (25)

Boytits, Lauren Bannon, Howling at the Moon, Juke Box Junkies, Vanilla Radio, Dr Robert, Southern Sinners, Bit of Rough, Silly Band, Peacock Suit (Quayside Music Festival. Rendezvous, Weymouth) From noon to 10pm.

The A Listers, Mill Street Jazz Band, Sylva, Stress feat Nina Garcia, Stompin’ Dave Allen (Maumbury Rings, Dorchester) From 1.30pm.

Finn (Duke of Cornwall, Weymouth)

Stacey Lou (New Vic, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Sawn Off Shooter (Punchbowl, Portland)

TUESDAY (26)

Open Mic Night (Edinburgh House of Sounds, Weymouth) 8pm.

Lauren Bannon (New Vic, Esplanade, Weymouth)

WEDNESDAY (27)

Brian Harris (Weymouth Working Men’s Club, Mitchell St, Weymouth)

Rob Ryan (Edinburgh House of Sounds, Weymouth)

Amy Mayes (New Vic, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Dave P’s Open Mic Night (Rendezvous, Weymouth) From 8pm.

Jam with Mark (Wellington Arms, St Alban Street, Weymouth)

Mark Stacey hosts this regular acoustic jam session.

Wessex Folk Night (Sailors Return, Nicholas Street, Weymouth) Acoustic folk, here every Wednesday.

Finn (Duke of Cornwall, Weymouth)

THURSDAY (28)

The Searchers (Weymouth Pavilion)

Shades (Ferrybridge, Weymouth)

My Sweet Patootie (Sunray Folk Club, village hall, Broadmayne) £7 on the door.

Ansell and Gretal (Durnovaria, South St, Dorchester) 8-10pm.

Martin Freed (Edinburgh House of Sounds, Weymouth)

The Leggomen (New Vic, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Martin Freed (Edinburgh House of Sounds, Weymouth) Dave Bowen Quartet (Brewhouse, Dorchester) 8pm.

Open Mic Surgery (Tom Brown’s, High East St, Dorchester) All backline provided, come on down and have a play.

Steve’s Singalong (Duke of Cornwall, St Edmund Street, Weymouth) Steve hosts this session, with guests joining in.

Traditional Tune Session (Cove House Inn, ChiswelI, Portland)

Ukulele Sessions (Sailors Return, St Nicholas St, Weymouth) Strum on down from 8pm.

FRIDAY (29)

Milk Teeth, Nathan Detroit, Light Fire Down, Summer Drive Home (Finns, Westham Rd, Weymouth)

Mad Hatters (Lazy Lizard, Esplanade, Weymouth)

Howling at the Moon (Royal Exchange, Portland)

The Crack (Lugger, Chickerell, Weymouth) ACBBs (Park Hotel, Grange Rd, Weymouth)

One II One (Weymouth Working Men’s Club, Mitchell St, Weymouth)

Lewis Craven Band (Royal Portland Arms, Portland)

Sheryl Lee (Edinburgh House of Sounds, Weymouth)

Shakespearos (Wyke Smugglers, Portland Rd, Weymouth)

Cash Converted (Ropemakers, Bridport)

Leggomen (Royal Oak, Quayside, Weymouth)

Jam Night (The Lounge, Colwell Centre, Weymouth)

Billy Solo (Wellington, Weymouth)

Amy Mayes (Kings Arms, Weymouth)