I WAS very proud to be invited along to support the Tornadoes of South Dorset swimming club as they tackled their English Channel challenge.

The event took place at Osprey Pool on Portland , where the team swam an amazing 42 miles – the equivalent of swimming from Great Britain to France and back. Well done everyone!

Birthdays: Hope you have a very happy birthday to: Taylor Reeman, eight on July 21, Alastair Jackson, 12 on July 22, Amy Steward, 14 on July 22, Hayden Scott, seven on July 22, Charlie Dovey, eight on July 24, Willow Warr, seven on July 26, Freya Heritage- Hansen, nine on July 27, Jack Baley, 11 on July 27

Joke time:

What race is never run?

A swimming race.

Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?

They always have trunks with them.

Did you hear about the slow swimmer?

He could only do the crawl.

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?

The Dead Sea.