Jokes:

What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A bed.

If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?

2nd place.

Birthdays:

Hope you have a very happy birthday to: Jodie Samways, 10 on July 1, Henry Brown, three on July 1, Isabella Smithers, nine on July 2, Charlie Holder, six on July 3, Richard Plummer, 14 on July 4, Niamh Axcel, 13 on July 4, Abbie Pritchett, four on July 4, Jack Gilbride, 13 on July 4.