A FETE thought to be one of the quirkiest in the county will be held on Saturday, July 30.

Chettle Village Fete will feature loopy tongue-in-cheek humour such as the Alternative Dog Show, the Miss Chettle Beauty Pageant as well as the infamous Human Fruit Machine, Cowpat Bingo and Chettle Derby.

More traditional favourites will also be a key part of the north Dorset event like cream teas and cakes, pets' corner, face painting, bouncy castle, plant sale, book stall and bric-a-brac.

There will also be quality food stalls and a fully-licensed bar, plus the Big Prize Raffle with enviable prizes.

Doors open at midday. For more information see www.chettlefete.co.uk