I couldn't help but smile at reports that disgraced ‘Porn MP’, Neil Parish, had resigned following revelations that he had been caught viewing porn on his mobile phone in the House of Commons, and had lost the whip.

It left me wondering whether or not he had lost any other ‘accessories’ such as, handcuffs, gags, masks etc!

And does anyone really believe his excuse that he had ‘inadvertently’ been misdirected to the porn site when he was actually searching for the ‘Dominator’ brand of combine harvesters?


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