So pleased that the Duke and Duchess of Montecito decided to scuttle back to their California bolthole before the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations came to an end.

They’d overstayed their ‘welcome’ anyway and three days of not being the centre of attraction must have driven Meghan crazy (surely not pure serendipity that her name begins with Me?).

Back in La-la-land, the self-indulgent pair can wallow, once again, in the adoration of their ‘court-in-exile’ of showbiz luvvies.

Although how long that will last is debatable, given the widespread reports of growing irritation in their adopted country over their self-indulgent antics.