BRIDPORT’S popular If evenings of music and entertainment from the wrong side of the tracks continues in its sixth incarnation on March 22 at 8pm at the Chapel in the Garden, East Street.

Following the success of their New Year’s Eve party, If returns with special guests Vialka, a music and theatre group hailing from France, presenting their A l’abri des regards indiscrets – a Minimalist Dinner Opera.

Also served on the menu are Greater Than or Equal To, the duet of Simon Mathewson and Flora Bertolli, in a special collaboration with local musicians Robert Lee and Jane Saunders.

For dessert, you will receive a slice of composer, writer and collagist Ergo Phizmiz, pictured, performing his usual broth of songs, readings, cover versions, gramophone records, and goodness knows what else.

Tickets are £5, including a finger-buffet.