TICKETS are now on sale for Rattle of a Simple Man, the latest production by Portland's Royal Manor Theatre Company, which starts its five-day run on Tuesday, September 4. Charles Dyer's gently humorous play is about a man who travels to see a football match and ends up taking a £200 wager that he won't have the bottle to sleep with a prostitute. So he goes out to prove them wrong and meets a genuine 'tart with a heart'. The result? Buy yourself a tickets and find out . . . Rattle of a Simple Man is at Royal Manor Theatre in Fortuneswell from Tuesday, September 4-Saturday, Sep-tember 8 at 7.30pm (tickets £5 from the Portland Centre, Fortuneswell, R & T cards in Easton Square or call the theatre hotline on (01305) 860792.