I HAD a great time when I went along to St Augustine’s Catholic Primary School’s sports day.
All the children at the Weymouth school had colourful flags to wave and did really well in the different events.
Birthdays
Happy birthday Jodie Samways, nine on July 1, Isabella Smithers, eight on July 2, Charlie Holder, five on July 3, Richard Plummer, 13 on July 4, Niamh Axcel, 12 on July 4, Abbie Pritchett, four on July 4, Jack Gilbride, 12 on July 4, Sam Buckland, 10 on July 6.
Jokes
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
How can you make any watch a stopwatch?
Don’t wind it.
The alphabet goes from A to Z. What goes from Z to A?
Zebra.
What did one pig say to the other pig?
“Let’s be pen pals.”
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