I’M thinking of charging rent to the obese seagulls, the plump wood pigeons, the overweight crows and the heavily-built blackbirds who regularly perch on my TV aerial.
The aerial is starting to look the worse for wear.
I suppose that the blackbirds could retaliate and fly down with an invoice for their beautiful songs.
RON KIRBY
Dorchester
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